Hand towel William Gibson Asshole quote / repurposed surgical cotton towel swear profanity towel “Before you diagnose yourself with low…”

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Secondhand towel, printed in Minneapolis using first class swears. Zero waste. Conscientious reuse. Don’t be an A-hole! Quote courtesy of the cyberpunk pioneer William Gibson.

Junket’s Outspoken Hand Towels are designed to dry your hands both thoughtfully and responsibly. If you’ve gotten past the hurdle of wearing other people’s old clothes (yay, vintage!), then you should have no qualms with these, either (but just in case, we’ve picked ’em carefully and washed ’em well).

The towel that you receive is a 100% reused towel (ultra absorbent and excellent for multi-purpose use)… just with a new message on it. Flat size is approximately 19″ x 15″ (size from towel to towel varies slightly with a 1″ variance”)